H.P. Lovecraft Birthday Haiku (2017)

Lovecraft birthday haiku written for this year’s Lovecraft Birthday Show (which happened last Friday the 19th, a day before Howard’s actual B-Day):

#1. At Mi-Go birthday

Parties, their favorite game

Is bobbing for brains.

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#2. It’s easy to play

non-Euclidian charades

with eight tentacles.

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#3. Puppies are a great

birthday present. Hounds of

Tindalos? Not so much.

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#4. “WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE-”

Wait- Sorry! Wrong author. Get

out of here, you clown!

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#5. “Oblivion” the

Movie & state of being:

Both shit birthday gifts.

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#6. Jeremih won’t sing

“Birthday Sex” in Innsmouth… Not

after that one night.

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#7. All we really want

is nothing. For everyone.

For eternity.

craf