Guy Wonders If Watching “The Handjob’s Tale” Makes Him Part Of The Problem (RUNT OF THE WEB)

My latest for Runt Of The Web. And no, I don’t know if “The Handjob’s Tale” exists yet, but c’mon – Internet Law says it’s only a matter of time before it springs into being.

Runt Of The Web: Guy Wonders If Watching “The Handjob’s Tale” Makes Him Part Of The Problem

CURSED: I Burned A Koran & Now I’ve Got That “Desert Rose” Song Stuck In My Head (Truth Bang)

Here’s my latest piece for the Alex Jones mocking’, alt-right parody blog Truth Bang. While I’ve never burned a holy book before, I have had Sting songs stuck in my head for days on end. THE STRUGGLE IS REAL.

Truth Bang: CURSED: I Burned A Koran & Now I’ve Got That “Desert Rose” Song Stuck In My Head