Here’s a fake concert review that I wrote for Hard Style, The Hard Times’ “lifestyle” vertical. It imagines the sublime horrors that would await anyone going to a Lil Yachty acoustic show.
The Hard Times: I Lost A Bet, so Here’s My Review of Lil Yachty’s Acoustic Set
My latest piece for the fine folks at Runt Of The Web is a cautionary tale about what happens when setting up a wedding registry goes horribly, horribly wrong.
Runt Of The Web: Couple Trying To Set Up Wedding Registry Accidentally End Up On Sex Offender Registry
Here’s another comedy piece that I wrote for the fine folks at Runt Of The Web. This is a back to school special, focusing on the only kid in town who’s eager for the summer to end so he can get back to school. I’ll give you a hint on who it is: it’s the one in the trench coat.
Runt Of The Web: School Shooter Only Kid Eager To Go Back To School
Here’s my latest piece for The Hard Times. Don’t be fooled by bowling shirts – they’re the ska musician’s preferred method of camouflage.
The Hard Times: Ten Dudes in Bowling Shirts Actually Just a Ska Band
My latest piece for The Hard Times (that sweet, sweet institution of comedy) is loosely based on a true story (oh, dads – what do they know?).
The Hard Times: Local Dad Still Hasn’t Realized Freddie Mercury Was Gay
There’s good cult followings (Big Star! Yeah, Alex Chilton + Chris Bell!) and the bad kind (Step right up! Get your poisoned Kool-Aid here! Ride the comet to eternity!). Here’s a piece I wrote for The Hard Times where the two types of followings collide.
The Hard Times: Mass Suicide Not The Kind of Cult Following Singer-Songwriter Was Hoping For
Here’s my first piece for Hard Drive (a spin-off from the folks at Hard Times that focuses on video games and nerd culture).
Hard Drive: Female Game Designer Surprised To Find Constructive Feedback In Middle Of Death Threat Email