Mass Suicide Not the Kind of Cult Following Singer-Songwriter Was Hoping For (THE HARD TIMES)

There’s good cult followings (Big Star! Yeah, Alex Chilton + Chris Bell!) and the bad kind (Step right up! Get your poisoned Kool-Aid here! Ride the comet to eternity!). Here’s a piece I wrote for The Hard Times where the two types of followings collide.

The Hard Times: Mass Suicide Not The Kind of Cult Following Singer-Songwriter Was Hoping For

Dad Can’t Wait To Use Father’s Day Tie You Gave Him For Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (RUNT OF THE WEB)

Last Sunday was this year’s installment of the Hallmark Holiday for Dads, so I wrote a piece for Runt Of The Web for this hallowed (did I say hallowed? I meant commercialized) occasion.

Guy Wonders If Watching “The Handjob’s Tale” Makes Him Part Of The Problem (RUNT OF THE WEB)

My latest for Runt Of The Web. And no, I don’t know if “The Handjob’s Tale” exists yet, but c’mon – Internet Law says it’s only a matter of time before it springs into being.

Runt Of The Web: Guy Wonders If Watching “The Handjob’s Tale” Makes Him Part Of The Problem