Girl, I wanna roast my chestnuts over your open fire.
I spit game so cold, that’s why bitches call my dick the North Pole!
I got all the fly girlies lining up around the block to sit in my lap and tell me what they really want for Xmas… my eggnog!
I only work one day a year cause I spend the other 364 days with ho-ho-hos on my jingle bells.
Girl, your spirit animal must be a reindeer cause I’d let you pull my sleigh all night long.
Hey girl, I’d really enjoy your cookies and milk, waiting for me by the fireplace.
Girl, I spend almost 12 hours going up and down chimneys, so you know I gets nasty.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: A threesome.