Here’s one more FilmBar blog before this year ends with a whimper. Hopefully next year won’t end with a:
FilmBar: A Film Resolution For 2017
Last night I checked out The Puff Puff Pass Tour (feat. Snoop Dogg, Warren G, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, Too Short, and Tha Dogg Pound) for Phoenix New Times. Here’s my review of the show-
Phoenix New Times: Sorry, Rae Sremmurd- Snoop Dogg is the Real Black Beatle
Here’s my latest piece for The Hard Times–
No more coal: I’ll fill
stockings with used CDs of
You’d binge on cookies
too if your wife stopped sucking
on your candy cane.
Right now my beard looks
like a peppermint because
it’s Miss Claus’s ”time”.
What’s the one thing I
like eating more than cookies?
Ask your mom. She’d know.
I use reindeer to
travel cause you can’t eat a
plane when you’re stranded.
Hey girl, why don’t you
sit on my lap and tell me
what you really want.
Here’s a piece for the Xmas season for the Phoenix New Times. It takes on “Jingle Cats”, the worst Christmas music series of ALL TIME.
Phoenix New Times: Jingle Cats Is The Worst Thing To Happen To Christmas Music