Superstitious Pickup Lines Haikus

#1.

Girl, you look like spilled
salt cause I wanna throw you
over my shoulder.

#2.

Girl, you won’t think it’s
bad luck after I give you
thirteen in one night.

#3.

Girl, I want your
Evil Eye up on me… so long
as it’s vertical.

#4.

What’s the difference
between ladders and your legs? I’ll
go underneath yours.

#5.

Your black “cat” can cross
my “path” anytime… and by
path, I mean my dick.

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