Resolutions Haikus from 2014

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RESOLUTION HAIKUS FROM LAST YEAR

#1.

Here’s my GPS
coordinates: Love can try
finding me for once.

#2

I will consume
only cruelty free food
and cruelty free porn.

#3

I will follow
my dream of becoming
a Slash impersonator.

#4

Must expand cooking
repertoire beyond ramen
and toaster strudel.

#5

I’ll read “Moby Dick”
so I can stop pretending
I’ve read “Moby Dick”.

 

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