Oh, hi. I didn’t know you were coming so soon! Apologies for the mess. I just moved in, you know? I haven’t had time to fully furnish the place. I’ve got the layout worked out in my head- I’ll put some pictures over here, an entertainment center over there- you get the idea. I hope you won’t mind the disarray: I should have this place all neat and tidy once everything gets unpacked and sorted.
But enough with the mea culpas. You probably want to know why I opened this place? Well, to be honest, for the same tawdry reason that almost everyone has for putting their stuff out there: to be noticed. To make an introduction. To say “look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair! Or don’t- your mileage may vary.”
Feel free to poke around! There isn’t much set up right now, but this place will fill up soon enough. If you like something, let me know. Hate something? You can tell me that too. I’d offer you some refreshments, but you really caught me off-guard. Hell, you almost literally caught me with my pants down! What? Don’t judge me…. I do some of my best work when I’m not wearing any pants. Constricts the creative mojo, ya know?
Oh, you have to go so soon? I understand. I’ll be around. Come on back whenever! Now, where the hell did I put that box of links?